Hot Mess Mama: that's me!
The General: luckiest man alive (he's married to me, after all!)
Z: our boy wonder
E: rough-and-tumble (not-so)baby girl of the house
Will's Mom: self-explanatory, right? She's Will's mom. Oh, and a dear friend (she had that title before Z named her Will's Mom). Her downfall, of course, is that's she an FSU alum. There's just no accounting for taste.
OG: the old guy of The Crew. Careful, he's fragile. Also, he's an FSU alum (and married to Will's Mom - he also goes by the name "Will's Dad"). If he were a Florida fan, I'd have given him a nicer blog name. Too bad, OG!
MD13: he drinks Riesling, but he's otherwise a great guy. And a REAL Gator fan (yes, I said it - you're a REAL fan, MD!). A riot at a tailgate...and he's even been keeping the clothes on lately - many thanks to Mrs. MD13 for that one.
Mrs. MD13: she married into the Crew, and now she's chief caterer. She's also doing one hell of a job raising 3 boys (only 2 of whom are under the age of 30). Bleeds Orange & Blue, and I'm almost certain she'd leave MD13 for Timmy if he came calling (but who wouldn't??). Everyone has a list, right?
The Kingpin: He brought the Crew together, and then flew the coop. Still makes it back to town every now and then, and always draws a great crowd. Hey Kingpin, when are you coming back for good?
The Admiral: my little brother, who has earned his title by virtue of the number of boats in his fleet. Boats seem to be drawn to him - they just find their way to him. Seriously, it's impressive.
The Princess: she's almost family, and I swear I'm not being mean with the nickname - she claims it (and it's a total misnomer; she's not actually a prissy girl). If the Admiral's lucky, she'll eventually be the Admiral-ette. (Hear that, Admiral?)
The Crew: might as well be family
Don't be offended if you're not on here yet. A girl's only got so much time to type!